Shab's Life, You Choose

First topic message reminder :

How to play: Go year by year and say what Shab does that year, what happens. You can be as descriptive as you'd like or just put a simple statement, its up to you. Please wait at least 3 years before playing again. An example is below:

Age 0: Shab was born and learned that by grabbing onto his dog's fur he could hang on and ride around on the dog's back.

The next person would then do:

"Age 1: Blah blah blah"

The first person who responds to THIS post, you have the choice of starting with either Age 0 and coming up with your own thing or continuing on to Age 1. Everyone else afterwards can only go in order.

Age 49

Unfortunetly, Shab gets hungry and eats Cait.

Age 50:Shaboomboom pukes out Cait, months later after she finally gets the stench off, Shab, Boomer and Monsoon start doing CP with cait.

Age 51: Shab retires Austrian Camp Pixie, creating a state of panic. Monsoon is in college and Shab is still a sophomore.

Age 52: Monsoon gets Shab out of school where they and Boomer make a fortune from Cait.

Age 53
Shab gets robbed and owes Harvard 100,000,000 Dollars, as Monsoon doesn't want to leave.

Age 54: Everyone in Shab's life starts to work at MOM, thought not everyone fits in... Mildly Obese Maintainers

Age 55: From the money they got from Cait's film career, the debt was easily paid off. The "family" then moves to Australia for more exotic films.

Age 56: Shab stops working completely after being in MOM (Mildly Obese Maintainers) for a mere two years.

Age 57: Shab becomes a MILF

Age 58: Shab realizes that he is now the richest man in the world due to his CP business. He takes over the government of Australia and makes himself exempt from marriage laws. He kidnaps Fox from Freddy and marries her. He also marries Boomer. Mon soon is left to be the house maid in order to work off of her debt that Shab paid.

He gets job offer for The Pirate Bay and moves his entire house via blimp to Sweden. They lose Mon and a computer while traveling to Sweden thus ending MOM.

Age 59: Shab realizes that since Cait is Mon's child, she doesn't have to pay off debts because she also earns money from the CP films. She takes 1/4 of the money and goes to live in Japan, where she buys a comfy summer home to live in... During the summer.

Monsoon wrote:Age 59: Shab realizes that since Cait is Mon's child, she doesn't have to pay off debts because she also earns money from the CP films. She takes 1/4 of the money and goes to live in Japan, where she buys a comfy summer home to live in... During the summer.

That doesn't say what happens to Shab. YOU FAILLLLL.

And by loses I mean "they fell into the middle of the ocean and disappeared"

Age 60: Shab is put into a retirement center. He hates the place so he guns down everybody in the building. He is now the most wanted person in America.

Shaboomboom wrote:

Monsoon wrote:Age 59: Shab realizes that since Cait is Mon's child, she doesn't have to pay off debts because she also earns money from the CP films. She takes 1/4 of the money and goes to live in Japan, where she buys a comfy summer home to live in... During the summer.

That doesn't say what happens to Shab. YOU FAILLLLL.

And by loses I mean "they fell into the middle of the ocean and disappeared"

SURE IT DOES.
IT SAYS YOUR REALIZE SOMETHING.

YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL.

what happens to cait

Age 61: To try to get back at America, Shab goes back to his position as head of Austrian Camp Pixie and also head of Mildly Obese Maintainers.

Age 62:
Shab begins to eat furniture like when he was a toddler and splinters pierce his stomach. Not looking too good for Shab as hes in the hospital.

Age 63: Shab dies...












But is somehow saved 5 minutes after death

Age: 64
KFC CLOSES

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Age 65: Shab is now forced to eat healthily due to the close of KFC. If it weren't for this he would have just died and stayed dead.

Age 66: Shabs fish goes missing

Age 67: Shab finds his fish.

Age 68: Zombie apocolypse happens. Shab becomes Ultra epic Zombie killer.

Age 69: Shab becomes infected by gad inappropriately touching him transmitting the virus

Age 70:

Never imaging time travel in his own time, Dr. Dan Shab stepped into the Quantum Leap Acellerator. He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time in the form of a hologram only Dan can see and hear. And so Dr. Dan finds himself leaping from life to life striving to fix what has went wrong, and hoping his next leap will be the leap home.



The only way he could get back home is to have leaped to himself at age 0. ALL AFTER THIS MUST START BACK AT AGE 1!!!