Shab's Life, You Choose

First topic message reminder :

How to play: Go year by year and say what Shab does that year, what happens. You can be as descriptive as you'd like or just put a simple statement, its up to you. Please wait at least 3 years before playing again. An example is below:

Age 0: Shab was born and learned that by grabbing onto his dog's fur he could hang on and ride around on the dog's back.

The next person would then do:

"Age 1: Blah blah blah"

The first person who responds to THIS post, you have the choice of starting with either Age 0 and coming up with your own thing or continuing on to Age 1. Everyone else afterwards can only go in order.

Age 24:
Super Kami Guru arrives

Age 25: Boomer continues to beat Shab with a spoon. Shab finally fights back with yellow snowballs. Boomer leaves. Shab raises Monsoon to cry.

Age 26: Shab takes Monsoon out on a journy to Japan, where she is left and develops an addiction to anime. Shab picks Monsoon up and brings her back to America.

Age 27: Shab shoots Monsoon for cheating on him with Mchappy.

Age 28:
Germany becomes a super power and invades all of europe and russia again. Then Super Kami Guru is raped

Age 29: Monsoon is resurrected, then gains the ability of immortality. Nothing can take it away.

Age 30: Through all this time Shab grows frustrated and eats the yellow snowballs.

Age 31: Shab eats Monsoon. Mon forever is digested inside of shab. Shab becomes fat.

Age 32: After a year of being inside Shab, Monsoon exits his body. She leaves his body.

Age 33: Shab becomes my prison b----

Age 34: Shab gets a shiney head from being so bald.

Age: 35
The sun reflects off of shabs bald head destroying funk

Age 36: Shab has been abandoned by all family and friends so he eats his dandruff to get a good sensation

Age 37:
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Age 38: Shab fixes his melted face. He now looks like his Uncle Oagal. He takes over his position as the leader of the Austrian Camp Pixie.

Age 39: Germany takes over the world and becomes Deutches Volks Reich.

Age 40: Germany becomes a thing of the past. The world returns to normal. Austrian Camp Pixie and Shab are left to thank for it.

Age 41: Shab gets beat up by the other kids at school

Age 42: Shab graduates 8th grade! The biggest day yet in his life!

Age 43: Cell reaches his perfect form

Age 44: Shab gets put back into 8th grade, where he and Monsoon are in the same classes.

Age 45: Shab somehow skips over freshmen year. His appearance may be to blame.

Age 46: Shab is infected with AIDS

Age 47: Many of Shab's dinosaurus teachers also get infected.

Monsoon and Boomer hook up, thus Cait is born. Shab is a grandpa!