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    Post by bmarocks123 on Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:25 pm

    Ok so i have a new boyfriend *yay* and we have been seeing each other for about a month now

    anyway, the other night we had a twilight marathon (i LOVE twilight) and a dream of mine is to have a vampire boyfriend!

    I've been experimenting with eating my own blood ever since the twilight books first came out- i consider myself to be a vampire now- i usually just save the blood i lose naturally each month and suck on them or eat them later.

    I decided that i would try and "turn" my new boyfriend. So i've been cooking my blood into his food when he comes over- i tried making blood pudding as well, but that only works if i've had a heavy flow (you need ALOT of blood)- so i usually just add a little bit of blood into the marinade or pasta sauce etc. etc. He has absolutely no idea Razz

    i've been doing this for about 3-4 weeks- do you think he could be a vampire by now?


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    Post by Monsoon on Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:37 pm

    If you think freezing the diaper would work, you're wrong. Tampons suck up the blood, they don't release it.


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    Post by bmarocks123 on Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:46 pm

    they do if you squeeze hard enough and eventually drops of blood will come out
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    Post by Monsoon on Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:57 pm

    Not if you freeze it.


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    Post by bmarocks123 on Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:17 am

    it turns liquidy while its out, while the food is being cooked in the process.
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    Hmm, lol.
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    Post by Uno on Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:14 pm

    >mfw this entire thread.


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