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    Shaboomboom
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    Rules of the Internet

    Post by Shaboomboom on Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:36 am

    1. Do not talk about /b/
    2. Do NOT talk about /b/
    3. We are Anonymous.
    4. Anonymous is legion.
    5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
    6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
    7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
    8. There are no real rules about posting.
    9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
    10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
    11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
    12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
    13. Nothing is Sacred.
    14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
    15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
    16. There are NO girls on the internet.
    17. A cat is fine too.
    18. One cat leads to another.
    19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
    20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
    21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
    22. /b/ sucks today.
    25. ????
    26. PROFIT!
    27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
    29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
    30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
    31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
    32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
    33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
    36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
    37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
    38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
    39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
    40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
    41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
    42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
    44. The internet is not your personal army.
    45. Rule 45 is a lie.
    46. The cake is a lie.
    48. It will always need moar sauce.
    49. The internet makes you stupid.
    50. Anything can be a meme.
    51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
    52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
    53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
    54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
    55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
    56. Don't mess with football.
    57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
    58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
    59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
    60. If you say Candlejack, you w
    61. You cannot divide by zero.
    63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
    64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
    65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
    66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
    67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
    68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
    69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
    71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
    72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
    73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
    74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
    75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
    76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
    79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
    81. That's not mud.
    82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
    84. Rule 87 is true.
    85. Yes, it is some chickens.
    86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
    87. Rule 84 is false. OH CRAP
    88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
    89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
    90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
    91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
    93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
    94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
    100. ZOMG NONE
    101. The internet is always right. No exceptions


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by ATM 23 on Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:15 am

    I don't see how this relates to Present Times in Club Penguin Warfare.


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    Post by Shaboomboom on Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:04 am

    We, as a collective, must follow these rules to survive on the interwebz Razz

    Also I can't post in the rules section of the forum


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by Matthew on Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:10 pm

    Let's go on /b/


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by Th3x on Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:08 pm

    1. There are no rules.


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by Funkikiflurry on Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:14 pm

    Move-age


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by Iceyfeet1234 on Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:22 pm

    102 rules....


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by Iceyfeet1234 on Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:22 pm

    Just keep adding to the list.


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    Post by Mchappy on Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:31 pm

    Is it weird that I read like all of these? Mad


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by Mchappy on Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:32 pm

    Mchappy wrote:Is it weird that I read like all of these? Mad

    I was not expecting that smiley...


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by Derek on Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:17 am

    Is it bad that I just broke all of these in less than seventeen minutes?


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by Funkikiflurry on Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:58 am

    Woah there's a lot. But how many actually apply?


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by Slider568 on Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:23 pm

    I read a few, I got board around 15 Laughing


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by Funkikiflurry on Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:31 pm

    I just had to censor/take out stuff. So much profanity.


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by bmarocks123 on Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:33 pm

    nice try wannabe anon
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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by Monsoon on Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:44 pm

    i. You can't the square root of a negative integer.
    -1. /b/ is not your friend. No exceptions.


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    Re: Rules of the Internet

    Post by Cahillguy on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:47 am

    102: Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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