ZOMG IT'S A POKEMON RPG

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This is the CP army forums 1st Pokemon RPG. I will be in control of everything. Suck up to me if you want good things to happen.

We start in the Regions of Jhoto/Kanto. These will be the main 2 regions until somebody gets all 16 Badges and beats the Elite 4. You may start in any town you like, and challenge the gyms in any order, except for the 8th gym leader in each region. Movesets will be based on 5th gen.

Your first pokemon starts at Level 5. The Pokemon you are able to start with are the following:

Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Charmander, Pikachu, Gastly, Bellsprout, Abra, Chikorita, Cyndaquil, Totodile, Togepi, Marrep, Eevee, Murkrow, Misdreavus, Mudkip, Treecko, Torchic, Skitty, Pipulup, Chimchar, Turtwig, Snivy, Tepig, Oshawott.

Sign ups:

Name:
Gender:
Starter and nickname:
Backstory:
Town you wish to start in:

Together we will take down Shab's life. And Muffins. Lots of Muffins.

EDIT: after each post list your pokemon team.

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:You use tackle and hit for 12 damage
Starmie uses swift for 7 damage.

Queen 7/20 Hp
Starmie 10/22 HP

You have 1 antidote.

Oh dear lordie please help me.

Tackle!

The Lord answers your prayers and supplies Queen with 1 time use steroids.

Queen hits tackle for 20 damage. Starmie Faints.

YOU WIN!

Queen --> Lvl.6
Queen learns smokescreen.

Misty gives you the cascade badge!

Misty: Was that.... No it couldn't have been. You just got lucky. If I weren't your friend I'd report you to the pokepolice for cheating. I'll heal your pokemon.

You leave the gym. Where do you go next? Nugget Bridge or Route 5 towards Saffron?

Bag: 1 Antidote
5 pokeballs
Condom

Route 5 to train/catch

You walk on down to route 5. You see 3 meowth beating up another Meowth, and an Oddish collecting food. What do you do? Help the 3 Meowth, the defenseless Meowth or attack the oddish?

Attack the Oddish.

Queen sneaks up behind the Oddish and punches it in the face. 2 damage.

The Oddish is Lvl.4

What is your first move?
Tackle
Leer
Smokescreen

Tackle

You hit the oddish with tackle for 12 damage
Oddish uses absorb for 2 damage and absorbs 1 HP

Oddish 5/18
Queen 20/22

5 pokeballs
1 Antidote

Almost 3 pages between 2 people in this topic wut o.o

77hockey wrote:You hit the oddish with tackle for 12 damage
Oddish uses absorb for 2 damage and absorbs 1 HP

Oddish 5/18
Queen 20/22

5 pokeballs
1 Antidote

Tackle... And where did these pokeballs come from? I didn't have them earlier.

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:You hit the oddish with tackle for 12 damage
Oddish uses absorb for 2 damage and absorbs 1 HP

Oddish 5/18
Queen 20/22

5 pokeballs
1 Antidote

Tackle... And where did these pokeballs come from? I didn't have them earlier.

I magically added them through my awesome power. Don't deny me.

Queen hits tackle and Ko's Oddish.

Queen Levels up to Lvl.7!

The Meowth you saw that was getting beaten up is now lying on the floor, half dead. Looks like easy EXP. Do you help it or attack it?

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:You hit the oddish with tackle for 12 damage
Oddish uses absorb for 2 damage and absorbs 1 HP

Oddish 5/18
Queen 20/22

5 pokeballs
1 Antidote

Tackle... And where did these pokeballs come from? I didn't have them earlier.

I magically added them through my awesome power. Don't deny me.

Queen hits tackle and Ko's Oddish.

Queen Levels up to Lvl.7!

The Meowth you saw that was getting beaten up is now lying on the floor, half dead. Looks like easy EXP. Do you help it or attack it?

Catch

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:You hit the oddish with tackle for 12 damage
Oddish uses absorb for 2 damage and absorbs 1 HP

Oddish 5/18
Queen 20/22

5 pokeballs
1 Antidote

Tackle... And where did these pokeballs come from? I didn't have them earlier.

I magically added them through my awesome power. Don't deny me.

Queen hits tackle and Ko's Oddish.

Queen Levels up to Lvl.7!

The Meowth you saw that was getting beaten up is now lying on the floor, half dead. Looks like easy EXP. Do you help it or attack it?

Catch

You walk on over to the Meowth and see that it is very wounded. You take out your pokeball and toss it at the meowth.

One..
Two..
Three..
You Caught the Meowth!

It is a Male. It knows Scratch and Leer.

Do you wish to nickname it?

Name: Super Vegeta
Gender: Shemale
Starter and nickname: Super Vegeta, Nickname: Super vegeta.
Backstory: I love pokemon furries in bed.
Town you wish to start in: The town with the most strippers.

Super Vegeta wrote:Name: Super Vegeta
Gender: Shemale
Starter and nickname: Super Vegeta, Nickname: Super vegeta.
Backstory: I love pokemon furries in bed.
Town you wish to start in: The town with the most strippers.

I force myself on Misty and some other side character i caught a baby.

Super Vegeta wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:Name: Super Vegeta
Gender: Shemale
Starter and nickname: Super Vegeta, Nickname: Super vegeta.
Backstory: I love pokemon furries in bed.
Town you wish to start in: The town with the most strippers.

I force myself on Misty and some other side character i caught a baby.

... What?

I like mudkipz.

Slider568 wrote:I like mudkipz.

mudkips are overrated.

*raises flame shield*

Super Vegeta wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:Name: Super Vegeta
Gender: Shemale
Starter and nickname: Super Vegeta, Nickname: Super vegeta.
Backstory: I love pokemon furries in bed.
Town you wish to start in: The town with the most strippers.

I force myself on Misty and some other side character i caught a baby.

Super Vegeta rapes dawn and the little boy.
Super Vegeta catches a mewtwo

Super Vegeta wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:Name: Super Vegeta
Gender: Shemale
Starter and nickname: Super Vegeta, Nickname: Super vegeta.
Backstory: I love pokemon furries in bed.
Town you wish to start in: The town with the most strippers.

I force myself on Misty and some other side character i caught a baby.

Super Vegeta rapes dawn and the little boy.
Super Vegeta catches a mewtwo

You have mental issues.

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:You hit the oddish with tackle for 12 damage
Oddish uses absorb for 2 damage and absorbs 1 HP

Oddish 5/18
Queen 20/22

5 pokeballs
1 Antidote

Tackle... And where did these pokeballs come from? I didn't have them earlier.

I magically added them through my awesome power. Don't deny me.

Queen hits tackle and Ko's Oddish.

Queen Levels up to Lvl.7!

The Meowth you saw that was getting beaten up is now lying on the floor, half dead. Looks like easy EXP. Do you help it or attack it?

Catch

You walk on over to the Meowth and see that it is very wounded. You take out your pokeball and toss it at the meowth.

One..
Two..
Three..
You Caught the Meowth!

It is a Male. It knows Scratch and Leer.

Do you wish to nickname it?

Nickname it Socks!

Super Vegeta wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:Name: Super Vegeta
Gender: Shemale
Starter and nickname: Super Vegeta, Nickname: Super vegeta.
Backstory: I love pokemon furries in bed.
Town you wish to start in: The town with the most strippers.

I force myself on Misty and some other side character i caught a baby.

Super Vegeta rapes dawn and the little boy.
Super Vegeta catches a mewtwo

I become depressed and shoot myself

Super Vegeta wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:Name: Super Vegeta
Gender: Shemale
Starter and nickname: Super Vegeta, Nickname: Super vegeta.
Backstory: I love pokemon furries in bed.
Town you wish to start in: The town with the most strippers.

I force myself on Misty and some other side character i caught a baby.

Super Vegeta rapes dawn and the little boy.
Super Vegeta catches a mewtwo

I become depressed and shoot myself

I take his Mewtwo

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:You hit the oddish with tackle for 12 damage
Oddish uses absorb for 2 damage and absorbs 1 HP

Oddish 5/18
Queen 20/22

5 pokeballs
1 Antidote

Tackle... And where did these pokeballs come from? I didn't have them earlier.

I magically added them through my awesome power. Don't deny me.

Queen hits tackle and Ko's Oddish.

Queen Levels up to Lvl.7!

The Meowth you saw that was getting beaten up is now lying on the floor, half dead. Looks like easy EXP. Do you help it or attack it?

Catch

You walk on over to the Meowth and see that it is very wounded. You take out your pokeball and toss it at the meowth.

One..
Two..
Three..
You Caught the Meowth!

It is a Male. It knows Scratch and Leer.

Do you wish to nickname it?

Nickname it Socks!

The Meowth hates it's nickname because he choked on a sock once. Where do you go next? Saffron, keep training on route 5 or back to Cerulean.

Monsoon wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:

Super Vegeta wrote:Name: Super Vegeta
Gender: Shemale
Starter and nickname: Super Vegeta, Nickname: Super vegeta.
Backstory: I love pokemon furries in bed.
Town you wish to start in: The town with the most strippers.

I force myself on Misty and some other side character i caught a baby.

Super Vegeta rapes dawn and the little boy.
Super Vegeta catches a mewtwo

I become depressed and shoot myself

I take his Mewtwo

You get no Mewtwo and you will like it. And Vegeta is dead.

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:You hit the oddish with tackle for 12 damage
Oddish uses absorb for 2 damage and absorbs 1 HP

Oddish 5/18
Queen 20/22

5 pokeballs
1 Antidote

Tackle... And where did these pokeballs come from? I didn't have them earlier.

I magically added them through my awesome power. Don't deny me.

Queen hits tackle and Ko's Oddish.

Queen Levels up to Lvl.7!

The Meowth you saw that was getting beaten up is now lying on the floor, half dead. Looks like easy EXP. Do you help it or attack it?

Catch

You walk on over to the Meowth and see that it is very wounded. You take out your pokeball and toss it at the meowth.

One..
Two..
Three..
You Caught the Meowth!

It is a Male. It knows Scratch and Leer.

Do you wish to nickname it?

Nickname it Socks!

The Meowth hates it's nickname because he choked on a sock once. Where do you go next? Saffron, keep training on route 5 or back to Cerulean.

Back to Cerulean to heal my pokemon.

@Mon You head back to cerulean and you heal both your pokemon. When you walk outside you see a sure to be con artist with a sign saying "If you beat me in a battle you get a super cool pokemon!" Do you beat up the bozo?

77hockey wrote:@Mon You head back to cerulean and you heal both your pokemon. When you walk outside you see a sure to be con artist with a sign saying "If you beat me in a battle you get a super cool pokemon!" Do you beat up the bozo?

No, walk passed him and back to the route.

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:@Mon You head back to cerulean and you heal both your pokemon. When you walk outside you see a sure to be con artist with a sign saying "If you beat me in a battle you get a super cool pokemon!" Do you beat up the bozo?

No, walk passed him and back to the route.

While walking back the man jeers at you and starts swearing at you. The Pokepolice arrest him.

You are now back on Route 5. You see the 3 meowths from earlier, a Pineco rolling around, and a Bellsprout vine whipping around like tarzan. Who do you go after?

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:@Mon You head back to cerulean and you heal both your pokemon. When you walk outside you see a sure to be con artist with a sign saying "If you beat me in a battle you get a super cool pokemon!" Do you beat up the bozo?

No, walk passed him and back to the route.

While walking back the man jeers at you and starts swearing at you. The Pokepolice arrest him.

You are now back on Route 5. You see the 3 meowths from earlier, a Pineco rolling around, and a Bellsprout vine whipping around like tarzan. Who do you go after?

The bellsprout

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

77hockey wrote:@Mon You head back to cerulean and you heal both your pokemon. When you walk outside you see a sure to be con artist with a sign saying "If you beat me in a battle you get a super cool pokemon!" Do you beat up the bozo?

No, walk passed him and back to the route.

While walking back the man jeers at you and starts swearing at you. The Pokepolice arrest him.

You are now back on Route 5. You see the 3 meowths from earlier, a Pineco rolling around, and a Bellsprout vine whipping around like tarzan. Who do you go after?

The bellsprout

You catch the attention of the bellsprout and it comes down from the trees. Who do you send out? Queen or Socks?